"Hello! This is an important travel status update for Krizzistof Sckneeznee. To listen to the message, press 1!"

[Beep]

"Your US Airways flight from - Pittsburgh - to - Philadelphia - at - 3:10 - on - September 28, 2012 - is now scheduled to depart at - 3:49 - due to - maintenance delays on a previous flight."

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"Hello! This is an important travel status update for Krizzistof Sckneeznee. To listen to the message, press 1!"

[Beep]

"Your US Airways flight from - Pittsburgh - to - Philadelphia - at - 3:10 - on - September 28, 2012 - is now scheduled to depart at - 4:49 - due to - maintenance delays on a previous flight."

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"Hello! This is an important travel status update for Krizzistof Sckneeznee. To listen to the message, press 1!"

[Beep]

"Your US Airways flight from - Pittsburgh - to - Philadelphia - at - 3:10 - on - September 28, 2012 - is now scheduled to depart at - 5:41 - due to - maintenance delays on a previous flight."

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"You've reached the US Airways passenger re-accomodation line. Sorry for the interruption to your travel plans, but let's get you rebooked right away! Please say what it is we can help you with."

"Rebooking."

"Ok. Managing an existing reservation. Please enter your confirmation number now."

[Beep][Beep][Boop] [Beep][Beep][Beep]

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[Ring]
"Hi, this is Cindy. Where are you flying to today?"

"Lisbon, via Philadelphia, but my flight from Pittsburgh to Philly keeps getting more and more delayed."

"Oh yes, I see those delays in the system here."

"Right, so I'm starting to worry that this flight might end up cancelled. I'm wondering if there are any other options that get me to Lisbon tonight."

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"Well, you could try driving to Philadelphia..."

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